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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:38

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Sure no problem officer.

{RING} {RING}

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Can we see your heels?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

After a few moments he returns.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What is your review of Kota Factory Season 3 (TVF Original)?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

My stepdaughter’s mom tells her I’m not a real dance teacher, but my stepdaughter has seen me in action. Why does she still question my abilities?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??